Question Of The Week For February 8th

February 2nd, 2010 by Dana

 

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Zombies are SoooOooooOo last decade.  What monster would you like to replace them in video game popularity?  I will also accept mythical creatures and super awesome animals.

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8 Responses to “Question Of The Week For February 8th”

  1. Klaitu Says:

    This one is easy: Dane Cook.

    Dane Cook is the perfect video game monster to kill because he flails around like a moron making his movements unpredictable. You might need a shotgun to really take him down.

    As an added bonus, think of the sales for a game where you shoot Dane Cook. Do you know anyone who DOESN’T want to shoot Dane Cook? I don’t.

    Maybe we could also put Andy Dick and Martin Short in the game too.. Maybe we can put them in the Thunderdome from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome and let them duke it out, and then send the winner across the post apocalyptic wasteland backwards ona horse with a giant unnecessary helmet and no water.

    That would be awesome.

  2. Bob Knorpp Says:

    Giant flying rat-like creatures. If only there were a game coming out with a giant flying rat-like creature. THAT would be the ticket. Maybe with a few spears still hanging from between it’s feathers too. Just for effect. That would be cool.

    Bob Knorpp
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  3. Redlow Says:

    MERFOLK!

  4. Clyde Chciken Says:

    Dentists. (I had my teeth cleaned today)

  5. Queueman Says:

    You know, I was going to say ‘bears’, but anything I might say would seem to fall short after seeing Klaitu’s answer.

  6. Oatmeal Says:

    White Space Marines with short hair and stuble… this segment of society is sadly under-represented.

  7. Los Says:

    Anything but zombies. I think their time is up and they should be banished from video games. By the way, my prejudice against zombies has nothing to do with this. Some of my best friends are zombies.

    A definitive answer?

    Giant man eating lizards.

    You know, I’m beginning to believe you guys are just trying to make me bring it up every week so I won’t forget what happened. Do you have any idea how traumatizing it was? I mean seriously, I … wait a minute.. Are you working for them? Are they putting you up to this?? Are they controlling your minds?!? Well you tell them it wasn’t my fault! I was being ordered by a higher power, I had no control! You tell them they can stop watching me through my windows with their lifeless black eyes. I know they’re there. They’ll never take me alive, never!

    *picks up broom, holds it upside down, and sits in a corner rocking back and forth*

  8. Cribbs Says:

    I’d love to see a Left 4 Dead style game with just Twilight movie fans and reality show stars as enemies. Your goal in the game would be to make the madness stop.

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