Has it been a week already? Man, how time flies! Last week was a very exciting time for EZMU’s very own Sim, Rob Turbo. Being created and thrust into a new world is not easy and for this weeks experiment I think it’s time our boy got out and stretched his legs. There comes a time in every little birdies life where they have to spread their wings and fly. So spread your wings Rob Turbo. Spread those wings you magnificent bastard and sore!

Subject: Rob Turbo
Week 2: Socializing

You can only keep a sim cooped up in his shit-hole house for so long before you have to turn him loose. I think with our Rob we will start with baby steps. Maybe a quick jaunt over to the neighbors house is in order. Meeting new neighbors is always a fun and educational experience. This will build Rob’s social skills. I have to admit, letting my little Robby Turbo run free stirs up the butterflies in my stomach but It must happen eventually. It is time.

Upon seeing that his new neighbors not only had a bunch of children but was also a punk rocker I knew that this would not go well. Who knew Rob had such a stick up his ass?!

Rob took no time in scaring away the children playing with their father on the swings. They looked to be having such a good time too. Such a shame. He also wasted no time in getting into a heated movie discussion with his new neighbor. How could it be that this spiky haired freak has never seen Biloxi Blues! Outrageous!!! I thought Rob was going to stick that fist in this guys eye! This is not going the way I expected.

Warning! For those of you reader that are sensitive to awkward situations you might want to stop reading this blog now. For the rest of you that love watching car crashes in slow motion read on. What our Rob Turbo does next was quite unexpected.

Note: not Rob Turbo’s house

I knew during this experiment there might come times as a voyeur that would be hard to watch, but this was brutal. After offending his new neighbor by scaring away his children and yelling at him pretty much unprovoked, Rob Turbo then decided to take a uninvited tour of this guys home. He sat on his couch. He watched his TV. He even threw a hissy fit over some of the art that this guy had hanging up in his living-room. And then he decided to go into this mans bathroom and take a shower. Who does that? From someone on the outside looking in I have to say, he’s looks pretty pleased with himself. Well it can only go up from here….

Note: still not Rob Turbo’s house

Maybe not. Oh Rob. So after cleaning up and for reasons unexplained only putting half of his clothes back on Rob decided “what the fuck, lets see what’s for dinner!” and made his way to this poor neighbors kitchen. I have to admit, it’s a unique experience watching our Rob Turbo sit half naked in another mans house uninvited eating another mans food. Rob is not making a good first impression I’m afraid. Maybe this stretching his legs nonsense was all a bit too soon. Thank Christ it’s over.

After all was said and done Rob did eventually make it back to his little hole in the wall and tuck himself in after a long day of socializing. I don’t think he will be invited back next door but screw it! There’s other people in this neighborhood. And lets face it, even after a disastrous day like today how can you be mad at him? Look at him. Sleeping like a baby. Sleep tight Rob Turbo. Sleep tight.

So that’s week 2 of The Rob Turbo project. Aside from a few awkward moments, I guess it didn’t go all that bad. Maybe a job will help release some of that pent up energy. Hmmm. I’ll get on that but until next time guys (and gals), latah!

*All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Tags: A Sims Life, Rob Turbo Project