Lets face it, our boy Rob is a nice guy. He’s kind. He’s funny. He’s a good husband and pet owner. But what if he lived two lives? What if he was….lets say a Sim, and that Sim was a complete douche-bag? For experiment purposes lets just call this sim Rob Turbo. What would this Rob Turbo do to occupy his time? What friends would he make? What experiences will he have? This is what I aim to find out! Friends of EZ-Mode Unlocked, I present to you:

Subject: Rob Turbo
Day 1: Creation

Well with all good things there has to be a beginning so lets begin.

As you can see through years of research and development and great strides in technology it is now possible for me to make a character that looks nothing like the person I’m trying to make him look like. Facial reconstruction: FAIL! I did alright on the shirt though. Lets move on.

It was very important to me that my Rob Turbo had the proper traits to help him survive in his new environment.

I think I nailed it. Who knew he hated kids so much?!

Also, to get the most out of life (even a Sim life) it’s important to set for yourself the right goals.

Again, I don’t think I’m far of the mark on this one. My Rob Turbo is shaping up nicely!

So now that I had my Rob, what’s next? I guess it’s a good time to go house hunting. Rob Turbo decided to spend 12,000 of his hard earned Simoleons (§) on a Pre-fabulous 1Br -1Ba house at 55 Water Lily Lane. Not the greatest of neighborhoods but he seems pleased with himself.

Rob Turbo doesn’t seem to mind that his house looks like a contractors office at a construction site. Well to each their own I guess.

I have to say, I’m very pleased with the first day of Rob’s new Sim life. He was created. His mind was shaped. His personality was formed. He bought a shitty house.

And as you can see, it didn’t take him long at all to feel right at home.

So that concludes Day 1 of A Sims Life: The Rob Turbo Project. I’m sure that you, just like me, cannot wait to see what adventures our little Rob Turbo will have. It brings a smile to my face just thinking about it. So till next time…latah.

*All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Tags: Rob Turbo Project, The Sims