Asshats Anonymous
July 21st, 2009 by Rob
Subject: Im virtually the best player of this game.
You know why Im better than everyone.
Its because I take the game seriously. If I die In game I treat it as if I die IRL
Look thats perfect for a bad * like me. It immerses me to the point were
that gun is my Gun.
that grenade is my Grenade
I become the game
Tank coming at me?
no problem
Ill Just toss a grenade
and * it up.
If i dont have a grenade
Ill let it pass me
When I sneak into bases
I take advantage of all my vantage points
no sniper can snipe me
Im the guy who you see right before you die.
you know when your pointing your crosshairs right at me
and your about to shoot. but then its all over
Game Over.
I played over 40 hours of tank simulation so I can become the ultimate
tank driver. I set it so the controls were the same as 1943
I can feel the steering and the throttle whenever i get into a jeep or a sedan.
You know the planes.
I played google earth fligh simulator for 70 hours
and battlefield 1942 for 80 hours
You know that.
Im virtually impossible to kill I AM THE BEST
add me on xbox live and mabey we can play together
if you got the guts
-jackklaken
To view the ensuing fallout click here. Thanks to gunhaver for pointing this out.
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Tags: Battlefield 1943
July 21st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
we will dog fight
and i will phone you.
July 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
“Thats Cause I’m better then you.”
Response: “Not possible”
haha…classic.
July 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
sadly he’s Canadian.
http://www.battlefield1943.com/soldier/profile/174315132/360
July 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
So looking at his stats, he looks pretty shitty.
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 am
What’s funny is that I’m looking at his stats and he’s got a -34 kill/death ratio. That’s really horrible. And his team losses are double what his wins are.
So trees is right, shitty player. I really hope I see this guy online, it will feel so good to shoot him out of the sky. And then I will phone him!
Here’s my stats just for a frame of reference: http://www.battlefield1943.com/soldier I’m trying to get my kill/death ratio into the positive digits at this point
July 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Pfft. Oh yeah? Well I learned the Cyrillic alphabet so I could read that tank manual in its original Russian. What’s up now?
Just have fun with the game dude! Is there some $1 million Battlefield 1943 playoff I don’t know about?
July 24th, 2009 at 1:46 am
If he were any good, you wouldn’t see him.. even after you die.
July 25th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Damn 12 year olds.
August 14th, 2009 at 3:58 am
I am offend that you posted this I AM THE BEST
and come on bring it on