Asshats Anonymous
May 29th, 2009 by Rob 
Modded rapid fire XBox 360 controller at Amazon

- hurkamur1: “Noobalicious” This product might be okay to use if your five and have no skill. If your a real man you’ll just practice and get good using an unmodified controller. Anyways, i think it might be illegal to modify microsoft hardware and sell it on amazon.
- Colin M. Sheppard: “Go frack yourselves” Get off his case you fracking losers, don’t want it? Think you’re some kind of non-noobalicious gangsta? (Noobalicious?? like bootylicious? *sigh*)If you too spend all your precious life’s moments in a virtual world: getting all the perks, all the levels, achievements, stupid things that stupid people gobble up from stupid developers, then I’ve got a simple solution for ya: don’t buy it. I guarantee you some idiot will fall for this though, and hey? Why shouldn’t we make money off the idiots? Everyone’s doing it! ABC, microsoft… Oh and boohoo, the bad man is selling illegally modded micro$oft junk, cause yes that’s what it is. Let me demonstrate mathematically: Micro$oft+hardware=ROFLFRACKINGCOPTER. I triple dog dare you to defend that corporation again mr. hurkaburka, FOREWARN! TAKE GREAT HEED! There WILL be a divine intervention, and it won’t be stopping bullets for ya, he’ll be raping you up the a$$ with them. Good day sir
- Sam Fisher “guerocomico”: “Get a life” I concur with the noobalicious comment. Why would you think anyone would buy a controller just so they can be better at COD, and especially at over $100? Holy S***, if I was lame enough to want a controller like this, I would take the time to learn how to mod it myself, but of course I’m not stupid enough to do that.
Asshats Anonymous is a feature that highlights selected lowlights in videogame commenting from around the internet. Comments are not necessarily sequential, but are presented in their entirety. The only editing made is to correct line spacing.
Thanks to Oatmeal for the submission.
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May 29th, 2009 at 11:22 am
The term ‘Frack’ is one of the main reasons I stopped watching BSG.
That’s all I have to say about that.